Jokes

Joke of the Day

Fast jokes. Punchline. Next.

Classic jokes, animated — no essays, no explaining. Just the joke, the grin, and on to the next one.

Fresh jokes all the time. Dad-joke groans included, free of charge.

Puns That Should Be Illegal

Five puns so criminal they should come with a warning label. The barcode couple, the chess nuts, and the Tom Jones diagnosis.

Four jokes overheard at the bar: a priest, a rabbi, a whiskey diet, and Garry Kasparov vs. a checkered tablecloth.

Two jokes that take their sweet time: the ugliest baby on the bus and the worst day ever at the pearly gates.

Therapy for my fear of the dark: $12,480. A bartender with a saw: ten bucks. The math was never close.