Good morning! This squirrel already hid 47 nuts today. What have YOU done? She was up at dawn, meal-prepped for winter, and did it all before your alarm snoozed itself.
She doesn't need coffee. She doesn't need motivation. She doesn't need your applause either, though she'll accept it. She needs you to stop hitting snooze and witness greatness. The acorn is a microphone and she has announcements.
Take notes. Or don't — she'll be done with her entire to-do list before you've found your pants. The bar is 47 nuts. Good luck.